: Step Three.) Wait until the next keynote. I know this may be next to
: impossible for many of the apple polishers out there who are frothing at
: their mouths with delirious dreams of "Newton 2.0" and
: "Safari 3.0 Now with VR thought-based navigation" running
: through there silly little minds.
: Step Four.) Wait until the stock reaches a high and then wait until it's 3rd
: consecutive drop and then sell that shit like it was the image of the
: virgin mary burned into your toast! (Bonus points for selling it off to a
: "Conservative" trading company!)
You almost nailed it, but it actually works like this: Apple stock always goes up as we approach a keynote and then plummets immediately afterwards. It doesn't matter how great or boring Apple's announcements are. So you buy a few days after a keynote and then sell while the next keynote is going on. I've done it more than once, it works beautifully.